If you're ever going to rob a bank, follow these instructions:
1. Don't. 2. If you decided to ignore #1, wear this shirt and yell, "This is a stick up!" while pointing at your shirt.
Everyone should get a pretty good laugh once you explain that's the name of the shirt. Hopefully the bank has some coffee and cookies you can grab on your way out. *Due to inventory management restrictions, if your order contains an item that is sold out, we will automatically refund your money for only that item and send the remainder of the in-stock items from your order to you. ** All Sales Final *** Not eligible to be combined with any other discount codes or promotions
What do you do when your Metal Mulisha logo file is corrupted, but not to the point where it's completely unusable? You get creative and put it on a shirt and call it "Slash"!
When people ask what's up with that, just put on a top hat and play some air guitar. Get it? Slash.
Gutter Short Sleeve
There are two types of gutters in this world: the noun at the bottom of a sidewalk and the verb describing the one who guts. Now there's a third gutter. This shirt that comes in red or black. Which is your favorite? Collect them all!
Blocked Short Sleeve
Probably the most hardcore shirt we have. Not sure why it's called Blocked, but hey, it's not my job to know why -- it's just my job to write about the shirts. It's basically the same exact shirt as all the other Mulisha shirts you have, except this one has a design that looks like the picture. Cool.
Last Rites Short Sleeve
Last Rites are the last prayers and ministrations given to an individual of the faith, when possible, shortly before death. They may be administered to those awaiting execution, mortally injured, or terminally ill.
So.....if you're of the faith and awaiting execution, this is a perfect shirt for you.
If you're of the faith and mortally injured, same thing -- what size are you?
If you're of the faith and terminally ill, I'd wear the white one over the black one.
Overall, it's a pretty macabre interpretation of a shirt, I guess.
Mark Short Sleeve
Growing up here in the Inland Empire, there was this kid named Mark who would pretty much do anything you dared him to do. He was crushing soda cans on his forehead in 7th grade and moved on to gnarlier stuff once we got to high school.
I haven't seen Mark in a while, but this shirt kinda looks like him. Except he wasn't made of 100% cotton and didn't have two sick Metal Mulisha logos on his body. Also, you couldn't wear him as a shirt. But other than that, it's like the spitting image of good ol' Mark.